Did you hear what happened when the fly robbed the bank?

They called out the swat team.

What do you call a dinosaur that is always on time?


Jonathan:  What’s that fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Zachary:  Trying to learn to read.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Wilma who?

Wilma dad be here soon?

Why can’t the horse committee get anything done?

They vote nay on everything.

Mike:  That pig is pretty dull.

Kyle:  Pretty dull?

Mike:  Yes.  He’s actually a boar.

What do bird comedians do?

They crack yolks.