Did you hear what happened when the fly robbed the bank?

They called out the swat team.

What do you call a dinosaur that is always on time?

Prontosaurus.

Jonathan:  What’s that fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Zachary:  Trying to learn to read.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Wilma

Wilma who?

Wilma dad be here soon?

Why can’t the horse committee get anything done?

They vote nay on everything.

Mike:  That pig is pretty dull.

Kyle:  Pretty dull?

Mike:  Yes.  He’s actually a boar.

What do bird comedians do?

They crack yolks.