Why do geese fly south for the winter?

They don’t have cars.

Johnny:  Bring me a potfor.

Andrew:  What’s a potfor?

Johnny:  To cook things.

Jacob:  Have you seen my duckway?

Dan:  What’s a duckway?

Jacob:  About five pounds.

Madison:  I’m on a pretty strict diet.

Dave:  How strict?

Madison:  I can eat all the Swiss cheese I want, but I can only eat the holes.

What do termites eat when they go to a restaurant?

The table.

What steps should you take if you meet a tiger in the jungle?

The fastest ones possible.

Where would you find a hat in a cemetery?

On a headstone.